Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
Tis a time to shower your loved one with expensive gifts and sweet nothings!
I too have been showering my "Valentine" with expensive gifts and giving "her" some "TLC" (Tender Loving Care). Just bought a Gipro ATRE (with a flashy red gear indicator of course - her fav color) for "her" and so much more to come when my goodies arrive tomorrow evening. Of course, after so many "goodies", she deserves a good trip to the dyno machine for a good threadmill run to make her lean and fit first thing on saturday morning! I believe some new clothes are in order after that and she will be truely a beauty sent from heaven, straight to me!
I love you, my dear.... ... ... ... bike?
WTF.
ED's note:
The above post was made in desperation due to the lack of "female" companionship on Valentine's Day. Friends and relatives who do not wish for the author's continued "romance" with his bike, please kindly introduce some decent looking females who are preferably single and available to him.
Thank you and have a nice Valentine's day.
=D
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